thearcanatweets:

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the-cryptic-bog:

Just fuckin pet a frog. Fuckin pat pat he slimey head

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turtlenotforsale:

nerdy-or-geeky:

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

four minutes and twelve seconds that changed the world

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turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

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garbage-empress:

help my [29F] baby [0M] is too sweaty

tries to crawl across the linoleum floor [35L] and just slides over it like an air hockey puck

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dillyt:

urfavhatesterfs:

YOU hates terfs

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i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

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